Monday, January 28, 2008

Another look into his mind...



Ole: "I wish I had a tail."

Me: "Why?"

Ole: "So when I bend over ... a butterfly would come and land on it."

Friday, January 25, 2008

Another day at the office...

After seeing the following headline about Heath Ledger this week ... I wrote to Becky saying how I hope such a headline is never written about me.

Police say Ledger found dead, naked with sleeping pills nearby

I then got this series of messages from her:

well... i can think of a worse way to go.

"Police say she was found dead, naked in bed, surrounded by the remnants of what appeared to be late night snacks."

then again... Elvis died on the toilet.

or "she was halfway through a hair coloring process when she died..."

"she was at a facial parlor having her lip waxed when the stroke occured"

"Police say she was found dead, naked in bed, surrounded by the remnants of what appeared to be late night snacks."

"it appeared the deceased had been trying to squeeze into a pair of spanx when her heart stopped"

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

My list of demands...so far.

  1. I want it to be Friday at 6pm.
  2. I want it to be sunny and warm.
  3. I want an open bar.
  4. With bite size canapes.
  5. I want there to be more rainbows.
  6. And cute kittens frolicking.
  7. I want to buy more shoes.
  8. And dresses.
  9. I want to be able to pick lollipops from trees.
  10. I want to fly first class to Paris.

Is that too much to ask??

Friday, January 11, 2008

A peek inside his mind...

Mama ... I'm tired of being of being a human ... because humans always have to put on shoes when they want to walk someplace where people are working with nails and screws.

Dogs don't have to do that...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Kids these days...

Ole: "I know someone has a crush on me."
Me: "Really? Who is it?"

Ole: "Marissa. I sit next to her in class."
Me: "How do you know? Did she tell you?"
Ole: "No. Someone else did. Casey told me"

Me: "Do you like Marissa."
Ole: "Yeah, kinda."

Ole: "I know what a crush is."
Me: "What is it?"

Ole: "When someone loves you a lot."
Me: "Well, sort of. It's when someone likes you and thinks you're nice and funny."

Ole: "Yeah, yeah ... she does because I talk turkey to her a lot. Want me to show you?"
Me: "Well, yes."

Ole: (proceeds to act like a turkey ... gobble gobble, etc...)

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

In a blizzard...


In a blizzard..., originally uploaded by The OK Corral.

Despite a winter storm warning with blizzard conditions expected ... Rune and Ole went skiing on Saturday. And didn't regret it for a minute.