the sky is falling! the sky is falling!

...on the storm watch 

lookin' good

 

lookout!

 

pro skier

 

scary

look at those eyes! is that the real ole showing through?


he seemed like such a sweet child... 

thanks d!

five pound bag of bears
that's a whole lotta gummi
do i have to share?

god i love her...

"Bitch...I ain't no whore!"

-Diana to gross guy ogling her

pussy cookie

Look at the one she gave me. It looks like a vagina. 

overheard

Diana: "Why don't you have a cookie?"
Michael: "No way. I don't want any of those. They look like butt holes." 

xmas haiku

it's that time of year
with lights and rudolph's red nose
i mean christmas, duh.

ski bunnies

Have you ever seen two cuter skiers? I'm sure you have not. 

haiku

soft, fluffy and sweet
a yummy pillow-like treat
best by the handful

How Can He Not Know?!

Me: "Ole, how did you get those scrapes on your forehead?"
Ole: "I don't know."
Me: "Did it happen at school?"
Ole: "I don't know."
Me: "Did it happen after school"
Ole: "I don't know."