Ole's Words of Wisdom Part 257

"You shouldn't talk with your mouth full ... because you might hurt your cheek."

-Ole at dinner tonight.

Poor little guy

I don't know why Luke has this look on his face when he's in pictures with Ole. Perhaps it has something to do with Ole's hand that you can't see... 

It's only the beginning

Ole got detention yesterday. He says the teacher made him stay in during recess. He says she told him he needs to learn how to control himself...

Only one month into kindergarten and he's already in trouble...

I know I'm wrong

This gets funnier every time I watch it. My favorite parts are at about 18 seconds...and then again at about 40 seconds.

This is what i put up with...

Sent: 10/6/2006 9:30
From: Rebecca Corral
Subject:

i have almost no sense of smell. but out in the hallway it smells like a fart. will you go out there & sniff & tell me if you noticed?

OK ... just one more

 

Lazy Saturday Morning

 

Dinner

Squash ... yummy? 

Indeed...

Ole was clapping about something ( i don't remember what) and saying bravo. I asked him what bravo meant.

"Bravo means ... yeah baby."

And you know...he's absolutely right.

Fun

I went out last night. I mean...I went out without children...without my husband. It was nighttime too. I can't remember the last time that happened...must be at least a year.

I took Bart into the city...and the lovely Diana picked me up at the station. Wasn't that lovely of her? We went back to her apartment...where we drank Stellas and watched her new kitten sit in the recycling pile. We also decided that we will get gold fish and name them love handles and muffin top.

Then...we went to see Mortified at the Makeout Room in the Mission. It was so funny. Oh how we laughed... But really...it was god damned funny...and if you get a chance to see the show...see it.

After the show ended...you know what we did? We got ginormous steak burritos!! After that...we took a cab back to her place...and ate the burritos in their entirety...with chips. Then we sat and watched her kitten play with balls of tin foil.

Boy oh boy...am I tired today...but it was all worth it.

heh heh heh

I'm not sure what Ole is doing to Luke...but it can't be good. 

All good things must come to an end

I'm going back to work tomorrow.
I'm sad.
Sad about leaving Luke. He'll cry. He'll cry a lot. I'm sad about leaving Ole. He cried before bed because he wants me "to be here always."

Another first

Luke ate his first bowl of rice cereal Saturday. His emotions swung wildly. I'm still not sure if he liked it or not...but you can see for yourself here. 

I am a soccer mom

Ole had his first soccer game today. And he is way cuter than Becks...

If you want to see the rest of the pics (they are fucking adorable)...go here. 

Self Portrait

 

Quality Time

Me (with much excitement in my voice): "How was your first day of school?"
Ole (muttering): "Stupid."
Me (ignoring what he said): "What did you do?"
Ole (like he can't believe what an idiot his mother is): "Nothing."

First Day

Oh my god. Today is his first day of kindergarten. I can't believe it. 

He was so brave. He didn't even cry.

gross

I hate this guy.

Thanks for asking though...

Ole: "Can I burp him?"
Me: "No. Not right now."
Ole: "Can I fart him?"