The OK Corral

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Oh My God!

He slept through the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Monday, June 19, 2006

Happy Father's Day?

Taking the series of pictures that includes this one...resulted in me yelling at Ole to smile properly and snapping at Rune for trying to help me with the camera...

Are we having fun yet?

Here he is last week...when he was only seven weeks old (he'll be eight tomorrow).

He is gi-normous. He weighs 15lbs 6oz. He's 24 inches long. Let's put that in a little perspective. At his two week check-up (only five weeks ago)...he weighed 10lbs 1oz and was 21 3/4 inches long.

The doctor said my breast milk must be made of cream. That kid's been doing some serious growing.

nice hair

His baby hair is falling out...and he's been left with the hairline of an old man! Poor guy. Good thing he's so damn cute...

Thursday, June 08, 2006

How would you handle him?

So Ole’s watching Star Wars (for the ten millionth time in a week) yesterday afternoon and this is how the conversation goes:

Ole: “Is Jabba the Hut a bad guy?”
Me: “Yeah…I’d say he is a pretty bad guy.”
Ole: “You know what I’ll do to him?”
Me: “What?”
Ole: “I’ll hit him…because I’m the strongest.”
Me: “Mmm hmm” (looking at a magazine and not really paying attention)
Ole: “You know what else? I’ll kick him in the penis.”
Me: “You will?! Why?” (paying attention now)
Ole: “Because he’s a bad guy.”
Me: “But why will you kick him in the penis?”Ole: “Because he’s a bad guy” (sounding totally annoyed with me)
Me: “Yeah. I know…but why the penis? Why not the leg or something?”
Ole: “Oh yeah...I should kick him in the leg! Or…maybe I should step on his toes!”
Me: “That’s a good one. You should step on his toes.” (trying not to laugh)
Ole: “But he doesn’t have any feet.”
Me: “You’re absolutely right about that.”
Ole: “I’ll poke him in the eye…and it will water. A tear will come out.”
Me: “That’s totally what you should do.”
Ole: “Actually…I will destroy him with a real sword. I’ll cut him in half.”