How much does he love black jelly beans? A LOT!

This is my friend's son. It's such a great picture ... I had to share. Noah, you are awesome.

I can't believe I had to say this...

"Take your foot out of your eggs please."

This is just one of a series of things I never thought I'd have cause to say.

Here's another:

"Do NOT lick your shoe."

Feel the love ...

Genuine smile (rarely caught on tape)

Luke and Logan content just watching Ole play...

Brothers...

Sittin' on the deck ... sharing a snack.

On the pizza phone

Luke was having pizza for dinner when he decided to pretend his slice of pepperoni was a phone. He put it up to his ear and said, "Hello pizzza."

This is what I do for a living ...

...answer questions like this:

Sent: 3/10/2008 11:43
From: Holly
Subject:

whats a dignified word for pimp?

Me trying to figure this thing out...

You should see the other guy...

Poor little Luke ... fell down and smacked into a cinder block.

Some of the best lyrics ever...

Bounce bounce ... like your ass has the hiccups ... bounce bounce.

Budding artist...

Okay ... I could be a little biased ... but he is so advanced!

He's not even two yet ... and look at all those little circles he drew (look closely!). I mean, look at his concentration. He's fucking brilliant.

My son is a genius.

He really is a smart boy...

Me: "Get your sweatshirt. That red skull one is clean if you want to wear it."
Ole: "Which one?"
Me: "The red one. With skulls on it..."
Ole: "Ohhh ... that one! Yeah ... I want that one."

Makes me want to wring his $%^*@! neck!

Mama ... your cake tastes like dust. Maybe you accidentally mixed in some dust when you made it.

Haircut!

Eating his chocolate reward after his haircut...

And don't you forget it!

Here's what Ole said to my neighbor Cathleen the other day:

"My mom has personal space issues."

I drink your MILKSHAKE!

Six more weeks?

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.

But his cousin in Georgia ... General Beauregard Lee ... did not.

I'm feeling conflicted...

Another look into his mind...

Ole: "I wish I had a tail."

Me: "Why?"

Ole: "So when I bend over ... a butterfly would come and land on it."