Another day at the office...

After seeing the following headline about Heath Ledger this week ... I wrote to Becky saying how I hope such a headline is never written about me.

Police say Ledger found dead, naked with sleeping pills nearby

I then got this series of messages from her:

well... i can think of a worse way to go.

"Police say she was found dead, naked in bed, surrounded by the remnants of what appeared to be late night snacks."

then again... Elvis died on the toilet.

or "she was halfway through a hair coloring process when she died..."

"she was at a facial parlor having her lip waxed when the stroke occured"

"Police say she was found dead, naked in bed, surrounded by the remnants of what appeared to be late night snacks."

"it appeared the deceased had been trying to squeeze into a pair of spanx when her heart stopped"