Kids these days...

Ole: "I know someone has a crush on me."
Me: "Really? Who is it?"

Ole: "Marissa. I sit next to her in class."
Me: "How do you know? Did she tell you?"
Ole: "No. Someone else did. Casey told me"

Me: "Do you like Marissa."
Ole: "Yeah, kinda."

Ole: "I know what a crush is."
Me: "What is it?"

Ole: "When someone loves you a lot."
Me: "Well, sort of. It's when someone likes you and thinks you're nice and funny."

Ole: "Yeah, yeah ... she does because I talk turkey to her a lot. Want me to show you?"
Me: "Well, yes."

Ole: (proceeds to act like a turkey ... gobble gobble, etc...)